shitpostgenerator:

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

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homoaffective:

gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games

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mothurs:

me: i’m done posting personal shit online

me 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and

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gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

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pro-uterus-agenda:

remember this election the next time someone tells you that “rape accusations ruin men’s lives!!!!!”

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vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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berlin1991:

think about how it feels for all the men who have raped women to see themselves in our president. to know that nothing they have done would keep them from being the most powerful person in america. think about all the people who’s lives have been ruined by sexual violence knowing that america doesn’t care about them at all

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